If you’re reading this, you may be curious, you may be bored, you may be a bot, feeding on the unbroken text in your haste to ruin the universe. In any case, you need consultation.  Here are some things I do: writing: long-form; short-form; koans & exhortations; essays, creative and factical; interviews; letters to the delinquent, letters to the lonely-hearted; business writing, including copywriting, abstracts, treatments, coverage, pitches, public relations, and, if you truly need it, powerpoint.
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Research: print, digital, and person-on-the-street.
Editing and proofreading.
Public speaking and presentations, lectures, readings, and seminars.
Music production, songwriting, sound design, film scoring, consultation, and referrals.
Art direction, consultation, and referrals.
Video production and referrals.

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